Your man comes home from work and tries to kiss you. You get a whiff of his breath and pull away saying, "WTF did you eat?" Well instead of the box lunch he went for the HoeToe sandwich and has a serious case of HaloTOEsis. Him and his funky foot fetish. GROSS!! Gives a whole new meaning to putting "a foot in your mouth". Everybody beware this kind of activity can lead to Athlete's Mouth.
by Mobetta November 14, 2013
When you and your partner are in the middle of a ten hour F*%king Marathon and he says "here...here..hit this..." and hands you some sort of pipe and he says "don't waste it....." as he looks down at his penis, like somehow the smoke from your mouth is going to magically go into his body thru the tip of his dick thru the shaft;intrapeniously, into his who knows where ..........but regardless he's going to get more horny and turned on (whatever) So you do it anyways just to see what his reaction is or just to down right appease him while you laugh to yourself.
by Mobetta November 14, 2013