(Shortened from the adverb)- Directly aloof or passive-aggressive young adult (often of another social sphere or class) towards another passive or subversive young adult through illusory actions or words; Seemingly meant to help, but usually is rude and abrupt, often confusing the other person into a vacuum of blankness

"Girl, that comment was F'n intravenous when I was just tryina finish my HW…wth is ^ ?!" or "Vickie was pretty intravenous when she thought she was being helpful organizing my office space when I was busy with work, WTH?", or "I don't really know what with she meant by that intravenous comment"…

Intravenous by Jelenova March 29, 2015

Intravenous Cannulation

The process of which paramedics insert medicines though IV such as adrenaline 1:10,000 e.g.

Cardiac Arrest patient needs an intravenous cannulation in order for me to administer adrenaline

Intravenous Cannulation by AMDPotato July 26, 2016

Intravenous Penis

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

Intravenous Penis by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022

Shooting caffeine intravenously

This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.

I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!

When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!

Shooting caffeine intravenously by Brother Ramon July 8, 2011

Intravneous

The feeling of overwhelm and nauseousness you get after reading hundreds of cancer indications.

Aggie says intravneous is not a word.

Intravneous by Plasmophage February 3, 2022

intrapeniously

When smoke is blown through the head of the penis as if you were blowing thru a straw.

When you and your partner are in the middle of a ten hour F*%king Marathon and he says "here...here..hit this..." and hands you some sort of pipe and he says "don't waste it....." as he looks down at his penis, like somehow the smoke from your mouth is going to magically go into his body thru the tip of his dick thru the shaft;intrapeniously, into his who knows where ..........but regardless he's going to get more horny and turned on (whatever) So you do it anyways just to see what his reaction is or just to down right appease him while you laugh to yourself.

intrapeniously by Mobetta November 14, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026