intrapeniously

When smoke is blown through the head of the penis as if you were blowing thru a straw.

When you and your partner are in the middle of a ten hour F*%king Marathon and he says "here...here..hit this..." and hands you some sort of pipe and he says "don't waste it....." as he looks down at his penis, like somehow the smoke from your mouth is going to magically go into his body thru the tip of his dick thru the shaft;intrapeniously, into his who knows where ..........but regardless he's going to get more horny and turned on (whatever) So you do it anyways just to see what his reaction is or just to down right appease him while you laugh to yourself.

by Mobetta November 14, 2013

intrapenisly

IP abbr.

A drug or other substance administered into or within the penis.

That dude is hardcore. He uses all his drugs intrapenisly.

by jon.o July 25, 2009

Shooting caffeine intravenously

This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.

I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!

When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!

by Brother Ramon July 8, 2011