When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

Commodus Interruptus by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

Sneezus Interruptus

Feeling the urge to sneeze but having it go away, therefore causing frustration and a vague sense of dissatisfaction.

I could feel a good sneeze coming on when Mark's loud fart startled me, causing a sneezus interruptus.

Sneezus Interruptus by JShizzzzle January 26, 2011

fappus interruptus

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

fappus interruptus by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

POTUS Interruptus

an American president who has a tendency to pull out of deals and accords. Originally used by Fox News to describe President Trump after he decided to pull out of the Iran deal and talks with North Korea.

He's POTUS Interruptus - he'll pull out of anything! The Iran deal, the Paris Climate Accord, the TPP, you name it!

POTUS Interruptus by rajikkumar June 9, 2018

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.

Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

Schlongus Interruptus by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015

Swaggus Interruptus

When swaggering down the street, you fumble in some way, interrupting the swag

I had my high top supras and my fitted v-neck on the other day, lookin so fly, when I swaggus interruptus'd and dropped my iphone in front of three hot girls.

Swaggus Interruptus by ToxSick13 October 21, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026