interruptious

Something that is filled with interruptions. Something capable of interrupting an interruption

My day was very interruptious.

by Chris Buryta November 13, 2007

Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

Sneezus Interruptus

Feeling the urge to sneeze but having it go away, therefore causing frustration and a vague sense of dissatisfaction.

I could feel a good sneeze coming on when Mark's loud fart startled me, causing a sneezus interruptus.

by JShizzzzle January 26, 2011

fappus interruptus

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

POTUS Interruptus

an American president who has a tendency to pull out of deals and accords. Originally used by Fox News to describe President Trump after he decided to pull out of the Iran deal and talks with North Korea.

He's POTUS Interruptus - he'll pull out of anything! The Iran deal, the Paris Climate Accord, the TPP, you name it!

by rajikkumar June 9, 2018

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.

Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015

Swaggus Interruptus

When swaggering down the street, you fumble in some way, interrupting the swag

I had my high top supras and my fitted v-neck on the other day, lookin so fly, when I swaggus interruptus'd and dropped my iphone in front of three hot girls.

by ToxSick13 October 21, 2012