The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become
popular with the male posters on the forum, and because
internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens
will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:
- She'll claim to be
bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him
hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her
blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's
fat).
Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention
whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual
fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt
session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex
Kitten behavior."