24 definitions by You Can't Kill the Metal
The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:
- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).
Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).
Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."
by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008
Originally began as a meme about an upper middle class soccer mom with a short, angled, and layered haircut. A petty tyrant, she was the bane of service and retail employees everywhere and would demand to speak to the manager over even the slightest mistake.
During the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic, the Karen meme exploded in popularity. In this case, she didn't flex her tyrant tendencies by demanding to speak to the manager. Instead, she scolded people for not wearing masks and called the police on her neighbors for not social distancing. On social media she urged people to stay home and shared TikTok videos of dancing nurses.
During the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic, the Karen meme exploded in popularity. In this case, she didn't flex her tyrant tendencies by demanding to speak to the manager. Instead, she scolded people for not wearing masks and called the police on her neighbors for not social distancing. On social media she urged people to stay home and shared TikTok videos of dancing nurses.
by You Can't Kill the Metal May 21, 2020
A party, bar, or any type of social gathering where the men significantly outnumber the women. If you're a guy at a sausage fest, your chances of hooking up with a hot chick are practically zero.
by You Can't Kill the Metal October 1, 2006
Contraction for "but her face." It's a term for a woman who has a great body, but a face that ranges from less-than-pretty to downright fugly.
by You Can't Kill the Metal November 14, 2005
Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:
- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.
Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.
Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:
"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."
"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."
"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
by You Can't Kill the Metal August 8, 2006
Stereotypical home for the geek, nerd, fatbeard, loser, etc. The term implies that the individual still lives with one or both of his parents despite being a grown man. Reasons for still living at home may include a lack of drive and ambition, being unable to afford a place of his own due to spending all of his money on his hobbies (i.e. Star Trek figurines, comic books, and online role-playing games), or just plain being a mama's boy.
"Jeff is such a loser. He really needs to move out of his mom's basement and work on getting laid rather than spending every free minute playing World of Warcraft."
by You Can't Kill the Metal September 11, 2006
The kind of person who goes to a party and complains if the beer is a brand that costs less than $10 for a six-pack.
"Why hasn't Jeff gotten a beer yet."
"He only drinks expensive imports and microbrews. He thinks he's too good to drink Bud Light with the rest of us peasents. Fucking beer snob."
"He only drinks expensive imports and microbrews. He thinks he's too good to drink Bud Light with the rest of us peasents. Fucking beer snob."
by You Can't Kill the Metal October 17, 2006