interfacial relationship 

A relationship where one individual is much better looking than the other. Due to the disparity in looks, the couple is forced to engage in cross-facial communication.

Amanda, I want you to know that I don't approve of your interfacial relationship with Joe. You are a betty and he is an ogre.

Dude, remember that one time I was in an interfacial relationship with Nam? Everyone looked at us like "what the hell are they doing together?" It was sweet.

Annalyn just doesn't understand me. I think it has to do with our interfacial relationship and how she feels inferior compared to my beauty.

interfacial relationship by hapfrap57 December 26, 2008

Interwank USB 

Cyber Wanking, Sex, or engaging in porn via computer or internet. OR stick your dick in a USB port and constantly thrust in and out to sexy and hot computer pictures and other HARDware

Person 1: Did you hear the news yesterday?
Person 2: Yea I heard someone did an Interwank USB

Interwank USB by 69doopa April 24, 2015

Chair to keyboard interface error 

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

Chair to keyboard interface error by Insubious December 9, 2008

interfenestration 

The space between two windows.

The interfenestration was two inches/three meters/a mile/pi radians.

interfenestration by echjman May 30, 2005

InterFacePlusTubes 

An amalgamation of the words "Internet", "Facebook", "Google Plus" and "YouTube", used as an all-inclusive term to describe the internet as a whole.

Derived from previous conglomerate terms, such as "The Internets", and "The YouTubes", or less commonly "The Intertubes".

InterFacePlusTubes is the next generation version of the word "InterFacebookWebs", designed to now include the addition of Google Plus to the insurmountable plethora of useless content within social media the world over. If there existed a way to effectively include "Twitter" that was as verbally fluid as "InterFacePlusTubes", the term's acceptance into mainstream online vernacular would almost certainly fail due solely to Twitter's paltry 140 character limit, and therefore its insignificance as a means to effectively convey one's sarcasm.

1) In reference to FEMA's failed Nationwide EAS Test on 9 Nov 2011, via G+

Joel: Will it play over everyone's laptop and smartphones? If not, I question its relevance.

Erik: Ooh, good point! Maybe the Fed has contracted with The InterFacePlusTubes and now have the ability to break in and spam every user's inbox??

2) In reference to a comment left on one of my YouTube videos

Username: first!

Me: @(Username) After almost four years, you were "first" of 5...
Congratulations, you've just won the InterFacePlusTubes!
o_O

InterFacePlusTubes by W7ENK January 12, 2012

Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.

USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)

Chair-To-Keyboard Interface by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008

Interfacial 

When men cum on dissimilar-skinned women's faces. Like a white guy on a black woman's face, or a black guy on a white woman's face, a chinese guy on a woman's face with hispanic backgrounds etc.

That black dude loves to interfacial his white girlfriend.

Interfacial by MarcYanix April 6, 2010