Skip to main content

Insomnia 

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.
Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.
Insomnia by Petiteone September 14, 2018
Related Words

iPad insomnia 

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia 

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).
Insomnia can be debilitating.
Insomnia by Doc_B April 16, 2015
What my boy emula has/or a disease transferred from ravens to humans, symptoms include: rashes, nausea, incoherent speech, dementia, fever, coma, vomiting blood, mutations in the rectum and excessive growth of pubic hair up to 120+ meters long.
My boy emula, he's got insemula
insemula by tartarsaucemonster999 October 31, 2020

Birthday insomnia 

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.
I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

Insyirah 

Insyirah is a sweet, loving girl who not only cares about ither people, but animals too. She’s very gorgeous and guys tend to fall for her. She is also very meticulous when it comes to food. She hates vegetables and fish. But overall, she is to-die-for!
Girl: who’s the new girl?
Girl2: i bet she’s Insyirah.
Insyirah by Hayley Grey December 3, 2017