Instructional Sex
Charlotte gave me some in-depth instructions on how I should have sex with my husband last night. It was the best instructional sex I’ve had.
Instructional Sex by INQBUS November 7, 2017
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instructions unclear
Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.
"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."
"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
instructions unclear by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014
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Instructional Sex • instructions • instruction manual • instructions unclear • Instructinar • instructionese • Instructions were unclear • INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your • Airplane instruction videos from the 80's • basic instruction
The Enclosed Instruction Book
1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".
2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.
2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
The Enclosed Instruction Book by Splek January 22, 2009
Instructinar
(N) The presentation of instructional material via a digital and/or prerecorded platform.
(V) Instructinaring. The act of presenting or creating an instructinar.
(V) Instructinaring. The act of presenting or creating an instructinar.
Instructinar by Teacher Smith August 28, 2020
weapons of math instruction
Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...
Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
weapons of math instruction by Jussi April 29, 2004
instructions unclear
A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.
Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
instructions unclear by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016
enclosed instruction book
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
enclosed instruction book by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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