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instinture 

The animals being domesticated from birth are gradually over time is more likely to have no instinct somewhat extinctioning its instinct to adapt in a living environment and it's natural need to survival.
For the species being domesticated from birth are gradually over time is more likely to have no instinct somewhat extinctioning its instinct to adapt in a living environment and it's natural need to survival in terms being instinture of its nature
instinture by Dylfisher December 25, 2021
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South Hudson Institute of Technology 

A reference to the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Cadets at the academy who do not want to be identified as such will say that they are from the South Hudson Institute of Technology (i.e. SHIT) when asked where they attend schools.
Where do you go to school? Oh, I go to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

Los Santos Institute of Roastology 

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology

Fashion Institute of Technology 

A state university of New York where students fall into four stereotypes: bitches, hypebeasts, drag queens, and normal people. A “tobacco free campus” where people will smoke right next to the signs saying not to. Basically an all girls school and half the population has tinder because of it. Always trying to find NYU guys to get into frat parties. Only college campus where you can’t show up wearing pajamas to class.
Person 1: OMG you can to the Fashion Institute of Technology?? Can you make me a dress??
Person 2: sorry I’m actually a business major.
Person 1: They have that?

Victoria Park Collegiate Institute 

This is when a school thinks it's tough but it's not. Cops come here like once every 3 months and people start thinking it's some hood school. Some people are sick, but most are toronto hood man wannabes. Scarborough is way better.
Wastyute 1: Yo fham you tryna pull up, i got bare tings in my mama's crib fham
Bucktee 1: Nah fham, mans presto emptier then parkway fham
Wasteyute: Im finna get you that uber man, im tryna get wit them batteries like a (insert an electronic that uses batteries)
Bucktee 1: nah fham, got stained on the 95, told the bus driver i was 12 and he stained me fham,

Wastyute: Your phone too?
Bucktee: Nah, i still got my iphone 5s. And even though I have a shitty ass Iphone 5s, im gonna make fun of people with expensive androids. Because I go to Victoria Park, and that's what I do
Wateyute: Alright fham, i never had any battteries any way fham, I saw some at the club( STC, theres no club) and she told me how im a waste yute, im like Nize that, and she was like shutup you wasteman
Bucktee: Yo fham does she wanna fight, ima ride out fham, ima ride out. I got you bro, uak ima pull up fham
Wasteyute: Nah but ima see you in Victoria Park Collegiate Institute tommow right?
wasteyte: Nah, im skipping

bicycle institute 

NOUN - An organizational body comprised of bicycles used primarily as a derogatory term by Shane McElwrath when some one does not like his beer and he realized he has a small wiener. No one really knows the true meaning of this insult. Just go to Dystopian State Brewery and ask what it means
Spit that back in your boyfriend's mouth you piece of shit. Come on man. Say something. I'll fuck your shit up. Come on bicycle Institute.
bicycle institute by Pickle Turd January 3, 2018

Culinary Institute of America 

(noun; place) a drinking school with a cooking/baking problem
"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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