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The act of stumbling upon someone's Instagram who you do not know and intensely analyzing all of their photos all the while leaving no trace of likes or comments.
"The principal thought I was a good kid until she instalked me and realized I deal meth to handicapped veterans"
instalk by Samiler April 5, 2015
Words you can keep

instalock 

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..
instalock by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015

install gentoo 

The solution to all your computer problems.
<n00b_lol> hey how do i overclock my tcp driver to unlock the gigabit feature in my v.34 modem
<i_heart_rms> install gentoo
install gentoo by armucat January 7, 2013

Instakid 

Someone who is so unbelievably stupid that they could not have been conceived by conventional means. Their parents went to the pet shop, bought a package of Instakid® and poured it into water and put it in the oven at 365. 3 days later they had their full grown, dumb ass kid. Similar to sea monkeys.
Person 1: Alex is always driving drunk, I don't know what's wrong with him

Person 2: Alex is an instakid man
Instakid by idddddddddk June 9, 2014

Pip install

Hey Jimmy, did you finish working on the blog post?

Originally coined by Mates in 2019
Jimmy: pip install bro
Pip install by pstn.jpg December 3, 2019

installation death experience

Installation art that provides the participant with an experience of their own death, with a variety of “final moments themes” to choose from.
For my installation death experience, I will roll the dice, just as I do in life, and see what theme is chosen for me by fate!

instakill 

-verb

1. In video games, to kill an opponent in a single shot or blow, regardless of health or defense. Most commonly, this refers to the player killing an opponent with this method or vice versa, but may also occur due to a passive hazard the player comes in contact with.

-noun

1. A form of attack that instakills an opponent. Also referred to as an "instakill attack" or "instakill move."

2. A death caused by an instakill attack.

-adjective

1. An object or attack that has the ability to instakill.
-verb

1. The lava on Super Mario 3 instakills you if you so much as touch it.

-noun

1. It's impossible to beat that endboss without cheating because every attack he does is an instakill!

2. If you can shoot someone in the head with that sniper rifle, it's an instakill.

-adjective

1. The Golden Gun might have only one shot, but it fires instakill bullets.
instakill by reese456 May 6, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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