instalock
The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
instalock by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015
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Instalock
The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.
Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you
Instalock by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021
Instalock Jett
A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.
Instalock Jett by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024
Instablock
To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.
Instablock by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016
instafuck
a describing word for a guy/girl you would fornicate with, without any hesitation. One glance, fuck me. That simple. Can also be used as exclamation.
Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).
Instafuck can NOT be used as a verb (See Instafucker).
A: Did you see Justin Timberlake in The Social Network?
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!
*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!
B: Hell yeah, instafuck!
*hot girl walks by*
INSTAFUCK!
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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