Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.

Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?

instalegacy by meadsteve March 2, 2014

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Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.

Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!

Instaleg syndrome by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016

instalike

When you see a status on Facebook, and you like it within one minute of its posting. Can be conjoined with megalike to form the megainstalike.

John Doe - I like pooping.
Jane Doe - omg hahah *instalike*

instalike by poobicus October 26, 2010

instaeverything

Anything that can instantly happen, in an instant.

I was walking down the street and thats when it happened, instaeverything.

instaeverything by Fischer5315 October 20, 2010

instalmentally

Nigerian-style adverb usage of the INSTALMENT.

He pays back the loan instalmentally.
We will redeem our pledge instalmentally.

instalmentally by Boskine February 7, 2018

instajerk

When ur bored as hell and bored of ur girlfriend so you go on instagram and jerk off to pictures of females

I didnt wanna have sex with my girlfriend friend today so instead i whipped out my cock and my phone and instajerk'd

instajerk by Thoninq1 August 4, 2015

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026