instabuy

describing a product, that is so awesome, you want to buy it the instant you see it

Person 1: "hey check it out, a t-shirt with a lion riding a flying manta ray, just $10 today only"

Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"

by swissarmyshark June 29, 2011

instabust

Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.

Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?

Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.

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*As you pass a hot girl*

Dude: Instabust!

by SpicyKB October 20, 2007

instabust

When something so good happens you cant help but creaming your pants instantly.

Man when Sean Dockery hit that 3 as time expired over VT, the whole stadium instabusted!

by The Real Nard Dog March 27, 2011

instabye

When someone posts an image on Instagram but later deletes it because no one else agrees/likes it

Girl 1= I posted a photo saying ‘gays are bad’
Girl 2= you needa instabye because that’s not funny

by Wjwjsiwijejeje May 19, 2018

Instabuse

Tagging a friend in an Instagram comment on a sponsored post or ad in order to become eligible to win a “valuable” prize.

Can you believe Jamie instabused us just so she could have a chance to win a year of facials? She is THE WORST.

by Grass Stains May 21, 2018

instabulous

Means to be fabulous in an instant or Instagram type of fabulous

"tokki you're so instabulous!"

by Freak springs August 10, 2024