Instapussy

When a girl is nice on socials, but when you see her isn't that nice

Bro: how was the meeting with that pussy?
You:bro, she wasn't nice, she was nice only on the social. She's an Instapussy

by Nocappinn October 5, 2020

instapussy

Something that is so nice/fly/hot/pimpin/slammin/tight, whoever is in possesion of one will easily recieve a lot of attention from females.

That Lamborghini is instapussy
Potter is instapussy!
Those biceps are instapussy

by Orhan / Danny July 16, 2008

Instapussy

When your game is so on point you get pussy instantly. You need to wear PPG, or Pussy Protection Gear whenever you're around a chick you don't intend to boink.

Hey bro, have you heard about Tony?
Bro 2: Nah
B1: He's just straight chick magnet, yo! Like 10 times out of 10, when he approaches a hoe he gets instapussy!
B2: No way!

by Therealguy23 February 7, 2022

instapissed

when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly pissed.

attempting to watch a "Of Mice and Men" video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial....instapissed.

by atver28 September 7, 2011

Instapissed

Things that make you immediately filled with intense rage make you instapissed. Or are instapissers.

1. Abortion is a topic that never fails to make people instapissed.

2. Thinking about her ex, made Edna instapissed.

by B00mBoomBoy January 5, 2009