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Insexting 

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.
Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!
Insexting by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010

inserting the seal team 

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.
wew, just got done inserting the seal team
inserting the seal team by dj311 January 30, 2007

insiding 

An act of breaking a once trusted members bond; gaining and using someone to your advantage based on gender, race, etc.
Bob: Yo dude, did you hear about how that chick Insided the group?
John: yeah, i’m glad that didn’t happen to us.
Bob: yeah, she used us to her advantage because she was a female.

Insiding: An act of breaking a once trusted members bond; gaining and using someone to your advantage based on gender, race, etc.
insiding by StarlingTheCuck February 22, 2019

insulting 

when someone says something to you that makes you feel emotionally scarred. (insults vary in range of emotional anguish)
if someone calls you gay, and it makes you feel insulted by the insulting acusations of your sexuality

invitingnessness 

an extremely welcoming personality that attracts both sexes
that person is full of invitingnessness
invitingnessness by sudonshad July 27, 2010

insluting 

insinuating that someone is a slut; an insult calling someone a slut.
Kathryn: "Well, I'm just saying, she's a total skank."

Tayr: "Excuse me, are you insluting her? You don't even know her. For your information, she's kind of a prude."
insluting by t-rexmcgrimmgrimm September 19, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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