Inventing Gibberish

Verb. When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban. Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
by finnrmyman November 02, 2022
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Screenager

A term to describe someone who is on their phone when in conversation with you. They act like a teenager.
Jess, you need to pay attention. Stop looking at TikTok and pay attention to me. Stop acting like a screenager….
by finnrmyman December 10, 2022
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Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson". A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.
Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?" Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"
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Ratchet Ralph

A nickname for someone who is acting stupid, usually in a destructive way. Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
My friend Jake is so hammered he started smashing beer bottles against the wall and howling. Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
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Beyonce-ing

Verb. When you ask for help and someone gives you useless information. Inspired by the Beyoncé lyrics (see example below for more info)
Jero: “what direction should I go” You: “to the left to the left” Jero: “stop beyonce-ing me and tell me how to get to McDonalds dumbass”
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Cafe Codename

Noun. The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.
Barista: “order for Alyssa :)” The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella? Belle: beilauh :(
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Gibbyish

Noun. When someone speaks such gibberish that it's so gibberish that you can't even call it gibberish. Simply put, it's a gibberish word for gibberish.
Austin speaks in his own tongue when he's drunk he speaks such gibbyish.
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