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instalegacy 

Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.
Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?
instalegacy by meadsteve March 2, 2014

Instaleg syndrome 

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!

instalebrity

Someone who believes they are famous due to having high numbers of Instagram followers.
Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."

Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."
instalebrity by John Superman November 28, 2013

Intalecture 

One who lectures on intelligence in an unintelligent manner.
Trust me, I'm an Intalecture.
Intalecture by Esoterica September 16, 2008

Instaless Bean 

Instaless bean’s dinners slap, but she needs to grow up
Instaless Bean by Instalessbean March 26, 2021

instalebrity

n. An unknown person who achieves rapid celebrity status.
Sarah Palin was an unknown Alaskan politician until she became an instalebrity after being picked to become McCain's running mate.
instalebrity by firemoose December 15, 2008