Trust me

Don't trust me.

Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."

by iidesune December 1, 2020

trust me

They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??

Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..

by iamcorey May 22, 2010

Trust Me

What you say when you have no idea, but are looking for entertainment

JP: "Yeah, the ground looks good, you won't get bogged. Trust me."

by stirfriedemu July 18, 2011

Trust Me

Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"

I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.

"So these are good stocks?"

"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"

by Jayme May 9, 2004

trust me

Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things

Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me

by ElsonHawkings March 17, 2018

trust me bro

The most "legit" source out there

A: "Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari next year!"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called October 20, 2021

Don't Trust Me

Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.

Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?

by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 27, 2009