Friend 1: "how are you going to turn that corner going this fast?"
Friend 2: "trust me, I've done this before."
by iidesune November 30, 2020
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BT-7274 last words.
BT-7274: Protocol 3, protect the pilot
Jack: What are you doing?!
BT-7274: Trust me
*Throws Jack*
Jack: BT!
by FriedDucc September 14, 2020
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They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??
Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..
by iamcorey May 22, 2010
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What you say when you have no idea, but are looking for entertainment
JP: "Yeah, the ground looks good, you won't get bogged. Trust me."
by stirfriedemu July 17, 2011
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Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things
Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me
by ElsonHawkings March 17, 2018
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Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"

I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.
"So these are good stocks?"

"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"
by Jayme May 09, 2004
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Insanely popular song by 3OH!3. The best part of which goes like this: 'T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian, and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!' It's a great song.
Me: What's your favorite 3OH!3 song?

Anissa: Don't trust me, do you even have to ask?
by DoN'tTrUsTtHePyRo April 26, 2009
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