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A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
This code is crap, look at all the gotos it has.
goto by Stellios February 4, 2003
Words you can keep
"Giggling ones testicles off", a more refined version of lmao.
Last night was a wonder, I was goto'ing all eve!
goto by McGingeDale June 22, 2020
(Goh-toH Boh-toH) - An overconfident man with a pencil thin penis. In medical term a penile diameter so small that a circumcision could not be performed . Frequently found within local male population in Hawaii; A goto is someone who is a scrub or wannabe player. The term boto is a Filipino slang word used locally in Hawaii for penis.
Friend 1: "How was that date with that smooth talker last night?" Friend 2: "The date was over when he pulled his pants down and I saw his goto boto".
Talking about her ex-boyfriend: "He acted like a big dick but he had a goto boto."
Nurse to newborn mom: "Oh your baby boy has a goto boto!"
goto boto by MadMax808 September 7, 2016

20 goto 10 

Refers to BASIC (programming language). When executed, this line would create an infinite loop, continuously re-executing whatever instruction was on line 10 (usually a PRINT statement).
10 print shit fuck crap
20 goto 10
20 goto 10 by Foxey May 19, 2012

Yolo goto cw 

“Why the fuck would you waste your time in Perth playing cricket?”

“YOLO GOTO CW… BMRCA style you soft cunts…”
Yolo goto cw by Tiger yobs January 14, 2022

Arteobis (Bishop Goto) 

PRONOUNCED ~ (Ar-tay-oh-bish-op , Go-toe-nee-an)

HIM:
Arteobishop Gotonian, the individual, known as "Arteobis" or "Bishop Goto", is a light tan-grey skinned male character with amber eyes and white hair. He is an Aura Energy Entity, serving as the manifested will of a artistic duelist at heart. Once a skilled duelist, he is now a pivotal figure, embodying a legacy with the potential to instigate widespread change throughout the omniverse.

Arteobis (ahr-tay-OH-bis) n. 1. The state of self-directed, persistent engagement in creative or challenging pursuits, characterized by intrinsic motivation and a high degree of self-mastery. 2. The act of transforming personal passion into a sustainable, independent livelihood through dedicated effort.

Explanation of the Definition:

Pronunciation: Included for clarity.
Part of Speech: "n." for noun.
Definition 1: Captures the core concept of intrinsic motivation and self-driven pursuit.
Definition 2: Addresses the practical application of Arteobis, focusing on turning passion into a livelihood.

TRIVIA
Combining “Arteall” the creators middle name, and “Bishop” the chess piece to craft the name "Arteobis"
"She embodies Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the self-directed pursuit of passion into a thriving career, by transforming her painting into a sustainable profession."
"He is a dedicated Arteobis (Bishop Goto), consistently pursuing his musical craft with intrinsic motivation, regardless of external recognition."
"Her Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the self-reliant and driven transformation of personal pursuits into success, is truly admirable."
"My aspiration is to achieve Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the ability to sustain oneself through artistic endeavors, by making my art financially viable."
"Arteobis (Bishop Goto), the state of dedicated, self-driven creative work, requires significant dedication and perseverance."

go to sleep plant 

A mimosa, so named because if you touch its leaves they fold up like it's sleeping & a few minutes later they open again.
My Granddad had a go to sleep plant, as we called it & we as kids loved to make it "go to sleep". It's fascinating!
go to sleep plant by Starchylde June 14, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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