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ear infucktion 

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

Ear Infucktion 

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.
Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

myocardial infarction

Destruction of myocardial tissue caused by blockage of a coronary artery, either by a thrombus or by aethrosclerosis. Also heart attack
Emeril Lagasse is going to die of myocardial infarction one of these days, due to his great love of pork fat.
myocardial infarction by Antinous September 22, 2003

myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"
i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.
myocardial infarction by david January 3, 2004

infucktion 

An infection contracted through sexual intercourse...
Twat was that? I cunt hear. I have an infucktion in my ear.
infucktion by Seth November 29, 2004

infaction 

How Tech support scammers say "Infection"
Sir, you have an infaction in your computer
infaction by Scam Buster April 2, 2017
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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