Mousetard

A very stupid way of saying mustard. Usually said sarcastically to your dumb friend.

"Hey Joe, you dumbass, pass the mousetard"

by Otsego69 June 05, 2016

Doing the Tuna

Slang for someone having a seizure.

Steve: "What is wrong with Jeff"

Jeff: Flopping around uncontrollably on the floor.

Bill: "Don't mind him, he's just doing the tuna."

by Otsego69 June 20, 2011

Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

Ripper

Prison slang for a child molester. see also Skinner

The new inmate is a fuckin ripper, lets give him a blanket party tonight.

by Otsego69 May 14, 2008