infection

i cant believe no one defined this yet. the world is growing more and more retarded every day.......well, if you have to look this up, you are either a seven year old looking up innapropriate words with out your parents knowing or you are a douche.

the infection spread throughout the human race until there were no humans left to face the zombie takeover.

by starywind April 19, 2010

Infection

Bad. Swelling may occur.

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.

by taliasunshine March 5, 2011

Infection

An infection. There is something wrong and it is not psychological. It isn't my fucking work ethic. It isn't my dirty room Jordan. I can tell the difference between my own mind and the retards around me saying shit to annoy me.

Hym "It's a fucking infection. It got worse 1 and a half maybe 2 years ago. Has nothing to do with anything I'm saying about your piece of shit kids. If you weren't being treated like the only class of people in society that matter we wouldn't be having this 'you watching me get stalked and harassed' make them leave me alone or I will not leave your kids alone and I don't give a fuck if I will go to jail for it."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

yeet infection

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

Public Display of Infection

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.

"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007

Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022