infucktion

An infection contracted through sexual intercourse...

Twat was that? I cunt hear. I have an infucktion in my ear.

by Seth November 29, 2004

infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

by steve August 25, 2003

infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.

The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...

If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.

by CanuckGirl March 8, 2010

InFucktion

When you can't stop thinking about how good someone fucked you in the past.

Example: I'm sorry but can't focus on my work because I got a serious infucktion going at the moment. Hopefully the Peniscillin will kick in soon and clear my mind or I may have to go Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify and finally get rid of this addicktion.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

Infuckted

Pronounced: In-fuck-ted;

(Adj.)-When someone has any type of sexually transmitted disease. Normally referring to AIDS.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Becky? She got tested the other week and found out she's got AIDS.

Guy 2: Damn, I can't tap that anymore. She's infuckted now!

by capnkev June 19, 2009

Infuckted

When your computer gets a virus and no longer will operate

I got the blue screen of death, looks like porn infuckted my computer again.

by CheeseQueen June 12, 2016