infectify

the process of purposely infecting someone else with a virus....see biological warfare

she infectified me on purpose because i wouldn't give her a cigarette.

i am the type of guy who goes to public places hoping to infectify random strangers with my bronchial infection.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

yeet infection

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

infectious smile

- A smile so amazing that once seen, causes those looking to instantly smile as well

- See "Aubrey Drake Graham"

He has an infectious smile!

by bdflakjeoiajgnoaekjpwo June 18, 2011

infectinos

Latino population not engaging in safety precautions. Predominantly during pandemic times such as during the 2020, Covid-19 outbreak.

Goddamn infectinos been partying it up for Cinco De Mayo since Saturday - Tell'm to kiss their Abuelitas ass goodbye in about 14 days.

by Jarek T Azevedo May 18, 2020

Public Display of Infection

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.

"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007

Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022