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infectious 

Sex with a girl that is really sick. Like she has a 105 degree fever which then in turn morphs both of you into zombies.
L-man did you bang her?
G-yeah bro she was infectious.
infectious by ToastTower January 20, 2015
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infectious smile 

- A smile so amazing that once seen, causes those looking to instantly smile as well

- See "Aubrey Drake Graham"
He has an infectious smile!

infectious smile 

When someone with a great smile smiles and causes others to smile just because of their smile.
Darren's teeth look so good that I just want to smile. He has such an infectious smile
infectious smile by quest224 August 16, 2010

Infectious Woobstick 

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

infectious smile 

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

see also, contagious smile
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "infectious smile".
infectious smile by FredDill August 19, 2010

infectious troll 

A young male usually named Caleb who hands out herpes like raffle tickets. Has the alour of black rotted teeth and being a ginger kid. Basically a worthless person who has to depend on his girlfriend for money. A absolute failure at life
Have you met Caleb he's such a infectious troll. He should be the Valtrex poster boy but they wanted someone with teeth.
infectious troll by Dipshit 468 February 10, 2022

Infectious substance 

a) This is a curse that all gingers carry. It is curable with some dye, a muzzle, and some garlic.

b) This refers to all gingers, especially ones that are loud and annoying.
a) Ispy something red and it is an Infectious substance...
Oh its that ginger in the front row....

b) Hey Steve, stay away from katie shes an infectious substance!!
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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