verb The act of mentally masturbating to ones own image, followed by physical stimulation. This term is mainly applied to the overegoist.
-He infatubates on facebook then goes to the bathroom.
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate, to his show?
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-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?
-When Conan O'Brien, gets home does after work does he lay in bed, then infatubate to his show?
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When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.
Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.
by manicbubble June 4, 2015
Get the Infartuated mug.The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.
"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"
"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."
"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."
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Get the infatuated mug.That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...
People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.
When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.
When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!
Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
Get the Awkward Infatuation mug.1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012
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