infaptuated

An infatuation with one for whom an individual often faps to.

Jake's infaptuated with Kim Kardashian.

by jmanbro May 22, 2015

infaptuated

-adjective-

1. Possessed by an insatiable, unrelenting, and occasionally abnormal desire to fap to something/someone.

2. To be completely obsessed with fapping whenever and wherever possible. (Often leading to painful sores and "fap-burns")

Antonio was thoroughly infaptuated with Monica.

Due to being constantly infaptuated, Jonathan had to visit the doctor on several occasions for various oils and ointments to ease his pain.

by Palivizumab December 17, 2008

Infartuated

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.

Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.

by manicbubble June 4, 2015

Infatuated

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.

"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."

by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013

infatuated

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.

Angela is so infatuated with me.

by kingsack November 13, 2019

inflatuated

One who is infatuated with flatulence.

"Hey, did you hear that guy rip one on the conference call?"
"Grow up, loser. Don't be so inflatuated."

by creative crew January 12, 2009

infatuated

To be in love with the idea of being in love.
To assume you're in love without a proper reason.
Usually associated with mainly physical or sexual attraction.

Damn that nigga Ray is infatuated with that ho!

by The REAL Leader of Christ Club October 17, 2008