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Infartuated 

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.
Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.
Infartuated by manicbubble June 4, 2015

Infatuated 

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.
"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."
Infatuated by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013

infatuated 

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.
Angela is so infatuated with me.
infatuated by kingsack November 13, 2019

Infatubation 

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
Infatubation by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012

inflatuated 

"Hey, did you hear that guy rip one on the conference call?"
"Grow up, loser. Don't be so inflatuated."
inflatuated by creative crew January 12, 2009

infatuated 

To be in love with the idea of being in love.
To assume you're in love without a proper reason.
Usually associated with mainly physical or sexual attraction.
Damn that nigga Ray is infatuated with that ho!
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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