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Dobby Pussy Indulgence
Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"
Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????
Dobby Pussy Indulgence by ThiccBih September 7, 2017
Related Words
indugle • indugled • Indulge • indulgence • indigle • indulgee • indulgement • indulgence calories • indulgent • Indulgentology
mindless self indulgence
1.) To masturbate
2.)Forget Blink 182-3- and 4, Mindless Self Indulgence (MSI as they are known to their loyal fans) is a punk band in its truest form whose name manifests itself during their incendiary live shows. Their music is a hybrid of Atari driven electronics with a venomous splash of A.D.D Punk Rock. MSI is the breath of fresh air that is sure to offend your p.c. restrained, category demanding, humorless peers.
2.)Forget Blink 182-3- and 4, Mindless Self Indulgence (MSI as they are known to their loyal fans) is a punk band in its truest form whose name manifests itself during their incendiary live shows. Their music is a hybrid of Atari driven electronics with a venomous splash of A.D.D Punk Rock. MSI is the breath of fresh air that is sure to offend your p.c. restrained, category demanding, humorless peers.
I totally msi'd last night. it was great
ORRR That msi show last night was better then masturbating, or even real sex. I kissed Jimmy Urine for only a dollar!
ORRR That msi show last night was better then masturbating, or even real sex. I kissed Jimmy Urine for only a dollar!
mindless self indulgence by liberty May 6, 2004
mindless self indulgence
mindless self indulgence by booger August 17, 2003
self-indulgent
self-indulgent by Gerard Irick November 26, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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