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attentive by Weston underwood June 22, 2016
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Attentive Trouser Phobia
the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Attentive Trouser Phobia by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022
Anal Attentive
God, for a sad-ass virgin who's never had a muddy hot-dog, he really is anal attentive. Kick his ass, yo!
Anal Attentive by Roughbuff November 14, 2004
Attention Purchase
When a guy so desperate for female attention he will use his dad's credit card to donate $100s to a random streamer, just to see his name on the screen or a "heart" on Youtube. Often found on Twitch cam streams and anything involving pokimane.
Joe: "Man I sent this girl on Twitch $500 and she said thanks!"
Jim: "Dude, talking to girls irl is free! Stop with the attention purchase!"
Jim: "Dude, talking to girls irl is free! Stop with the attention purchase!"
Attention Purchase by Based Fiend January 15, 2023
attention geekers
Probably work in neu media or meme-pushers....meeeeeeme.
People who go to pop-up stuff, small but spectacular and special.
Are really into every single piece of technology regardless whether it's use or ornament. But, and this is really important, know all vital cultural references usually through films. Original Star Wars in particular.
'Cos it's all just so wicked. (and cool, right?)
People who go to pop-up stuff, small but spectacular and special.
Are really into every single piece of technology regardless whether it's use or ornament. But, and this is really important, know all vital cultural references usually through films. Original Star Wars in particular.
'Cos it's all just so wicked. (and cool, right?)
after The Gadget Show UK
Typical attention geekers scenario;
Me 1) 'waaaahay, I've just turned my Star Wars light sabre into a smart-sabre so I can pay for my bus ticket Jedi-like. Woosh'
Me1.1) 'wow, that's so cool...must get me one, mopho'
Typical attention geekers scenario;
Me 1) 'waaaahay, I've just turned my Star Wars light sabre into a smart-sabre so I can pay for my bus ticket Jedi-like. Woosh'
Me1.1) 'wow, that's so cool...must get me one, mopho'
attention geekers by chiendalu June 3, 2013
Facebook Attention Question
A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)
Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?
Facebook Attention Question by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011
attention whore
Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.
attention whore by Jonny_B May 9, 2003
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