incuck

Similar to an incel, but married and being involuntarily cucked, but lacking the balls to do something about it.

See also: Crispin

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you at least get to watch the bulls service your wife?"

Jay: " Nah.. I'm an incuck"

by Sistafromanothamista12345 October 31, 2021

Incocknito

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.

I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.

by icwish May 27, 2009

infucksicated

The intoxicated feeling after having sex. Symptoms of which are slurred speech, trouble walking, and weak knees.

Last Saturday night I was so infucksicated I could barely get out of bed.

by Getsomefairy January 22, 2008

Incocknito Mode

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.

"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

by DonkeyPunchQWERTY April 22, 2015

ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

by Vitamin_Deficiency April 24, 2011

infuckingfected

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.

Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

by Otsego69 August 19, 2016