Incrediawesome is when an individual or circumstance exceeds being either singularly awesome or incredible, therefore the words amalgamated equal a greater than awesome or incredible status. Incrediawesome is appropriate to be used when you cannot find a word complimenting enough for something or someone.
Oh my god did she just top the state in that subject? That isn't just incredible it's Incrediawesome!
That trip to the farm was better than awesome it was Incrediawesome!
One of your friends is not really all that, but always finds a way to get the hotties(girlz and guyz)at the end of the night. He/she is incredifuckinluckable! Some are incredifuckinluckable, because they always seem to win games of chance etc...
"Beginers Luck!" At the same time, you can lay low, yet still get the prize in the end(on purpose)! "Play Opossum"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.