Being such a dope ass significant other, even spellcheck tries to correct you and say you're "incredible" while you're just trying to describe yourself accurately.
Damn, I don't even know how I managed to get such an incredibae!
When someone passes out drunk at your house ( or any house or place ) You and friends drag them in the woods take their shirt,shoes and socks off then you cut their jeans or pants into shorts and they wake up thinking they turned into the Hulk. You get mad at the victim when you see them again and tell them they turned into the Incredible Hulk and fucked your house up!
Man dude what happened? I woke up in the woods without half my clothes! Dude don't get mad at me you are the one who turned into the Incredible hulk last night! Shit you incredible hulked me!!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.