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Someone with a tiny dick, around about 1 inch long.
Grant Downie
Incher by Brendan April 6, 2003
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incher pincher 

one who has a 1 inch dick; supposedly 3/4 bigger than everyone else's.
Chris Lucykanish has an incher pincher.
incher pincher by ewicishot69 April 18, 2016

1 incher 

Katie: i fucked sam last night at the party
Emma: :O :O :O u so lucky omg
Katie: he had a 1 incher
Emma : lol
1 incher by TheHunterOfPussy December 4, 2016

6 incher 

The normal size for a normal man and there is absolutely nothing wrong with this specific size.

#4 Incher
Wow, your mans a 6 incher Barbra?

Why, yes Lisa, he is.
6 incher by Spareknves February 12, 2017

7 incher 

A dick that will please a girl even when she is mad at you
Madeline-Fuck off I hate you

Johnny-I’ll give you my 7 Incher
Madeline-I’ll ride you all night baby
7 incher by Silu wamba June 9, 2021

Two-Incher Pincher 

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Two-Incher Pincher by 752002729 January 19, 2010

2-incher 

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.
Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"

Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"
2-incher by Chealyn February 17, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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