Brendan's definitions

ASD

Anti Slut Defence. A tactic so to make the slut (or not a slut as the case may be) feel less guilty after having sex.

She waited for me to make all the moves as an ASD.

by brendan May 13, 2004

lrf

Long Range Forecast.

What's the TWO lrf looking like for that period?

by brendan March 1, 2005

vindaloo

A blend of red chilis, tamarind and other spices such as ginger, cumin and mustard seeds. Originates from South-Central India. The title of an England football song released in '98 for the World Cup.

Where on earth are you from?
We're from England
Where you come from
Do you put the kettle on?
Kick it
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Bonjour
Nah Nah Nah
Monsieur
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Can I introduce you please
To a lump of Cheddar Cheese
Knit one, Pearl one
Drop one, Curl one
Kick it
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Waterloo
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And a bucket of Vindaloo
Bucket!
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
Vindaloo Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
And we all like Vindaloo
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
And we all like Vindaloo
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Vindaloo
Vindaloo
And we all like Vindaloo
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you
England!!

by brendan June 12, 2004

Moleschievious

Used to describe someone who gives off the impression that they are a pedophile, or has some other equally deviant sexual desire to molest something or someone.

Check out that guy over there hanging out in the childrens' underwear section. He's totally moleschievious.

by Brendan January 2, 2004

lightspeed

REAL FAST. The speed of light!

Imagine the speed of Superman, that is lightspeed!

by brendan July 1, 2004

potatoe wedge

irish insult. dont ever say this to a irish man or u'll be in bad luck

Stop drinking and eating all the of beer and lucky charms you potatoe wedge!

by brendan February 9, 2005

Rhyme

A verse that flows.

''dat sure woz a tight rhyme, boy he can flow''
e.g ''there's a million of us just like me/ who cuss like me/ who just don't give a fuck like me/ who dress like me, walk talk n act like me/ n just might be the next best thing/ but not quite me'' - shady

by Brendan April 7, 2003