Brendan's definitions

subs

Short for subwoofers; speaker subwoofers. Often referring to in car speakers.

"wow, man. hella phat subs in yo ride fo sho"

by brendan August 6, 2004

Bam

The city in Iran where 20,000+ people were killed from an earthquake measuring 6.5. Strange how it's only getting about 25% of the news coverage in the UK when the attacks on the World Trade Center, New York got about 95% of the news coverage with 2,500 dead.

"Did you hear about Bam in Iran? Over 20,000 dead. A disaster waiting to happen due to the poor strength of the buildings."

by brendan December 28, 2003

ratt

Club in Bathgate, Scotland (Room at the Top)

Your going to ratt tonight?

by brendan August 28, 2004

couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

by brendan June 27, 2004

good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

by brendan July 1, 2004

Cockburger

When you put your penis in between two buns and have your woman eat though the buns then suck your cock.

When u get done with the cockburger..eat the rest of the mayonaise to.LOL

by Brendan March 9, 2005

polis

1. Scot's slang for police.
2. Turkish for police.

1. Run ya cunt the polis are comin'

by brendan September 20, 2004