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Marseille

A cosmopolitan city, the largest in France after Paris. Plenty gangs. A lot of poor folk and a fair amount of rich bastards. Big volleyball tournament held each July down on the beach. Good for skating, sunbathing and exploring.
by Brendan September 19, 2003
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sha na na na

Originated from the sound made at the closing of the "Family Ties" theme song. Used after something incredibly dynamic or cool is said or done.
Your friend: "Hey, so I ran into the ho Carly. You know, the one who gave Kirk herpes. Yeah, I told her she smells."
You reply: "Sha na na na!"
by Brendan April 28, 2003
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dic

TV production company. I guess now defunct as I haven't heard a child say "dic" at the end of any programmes recently.
Programme credits finish...music jingle and "dic". There we go. The programme has now finished.
by brendan May 19, 2004
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Stane

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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subcutaneous

No body fat except the essential. Technically meaning just beneath the skin.
Yo! what size yo arms man?!
only subcutaneous@17" brotha!
niceness man u iz buff!
by brendan September 5, 2004
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Gob

''Shut yer gob fannybawz''
by Brendan April 5, 2003
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three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.
*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"
by brendan June 19, 2004
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