Brendan's definitions

three second rule

The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.

*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"

by brendan June 19, 2004

Stane

A Stone (Scottish)

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)

''Grant put your wee man away''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

Kobe Style

A sex position were u bend the bitch over chair and do her in the ass/pussy

Kobe- bend over bitch, or ill make u
Ho- Ok big daddy which chair u want me to use

by Brendan May 6, 2005

July 18th

My birthday. Don't forget to get me a present.

by Brendan October 4, 2003

Lemon

1. A gay gurl,
often hot,
but sometimes not,
she'll go for the furry cup,
and ruffle her girlfriend up,
then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides,
then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside
2. A citrus fruit

1. TATU,
Luceal + Tang
2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

Red Ash

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.

''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''

by Brendan April 7, 2003