Brendan's definitions

Athens

Olympic host city for the 2004 games. Capital of Greece.

"He should be in Athens, look at him go."

by brendan August 13, 2004

demaralizing

An extremely gay person who hums songs to themself and in the middle of the sad humming breaks into a rage destroying everything in site. After coming out of the trance like destruction state the subject is cool with everything.

The boy with the tiny penis demaralized everything after being rejected by the ugly girl at the cafeteria.

by Brendan December 2, 2004

chocolate

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

by brendan July 11, 2004

S&M

Scott and Moeller.

Awesome BMX products. The frames aren't too heavy and are very strong. The customer service is awesome as well.

I used to ride the S&M Dirtbike Classic, Zach rode the War Pig, and Paul had the Sabbath.

S&M Pitchforks have a 1000 year warranty.

by Brendan January 29, 2005

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

LAFD

Acronym: Los Angeles Fire Department

The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.

by brendan September 5, 2004

nade n00b

a n00b (unskilled player) in a game (spearhead) that throws nades (Grenades) non stop, often suicidal blowing himself due to the lack of skill.

*Gosu was killed my iheartnades nade* *otherGosu was killed my iheartnades nade*
Gosu says:less nade please
ihaertnades:i pwn u haha
*ihaertnades was killed by his own nade*

by brendan January 26, 2004