Brendan's definitions

g33k

The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.

Andrew Baxter

by Brendan September 13, 2003

pescovegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian but allows fish in their diet, like me.

I am a pescovegetarian.

by brendan June 29, 2004

snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

by brendan March 20, 2004

C/F

Cocky/funny. A personality trait.

u gotta show ur C/F attitude to get that girl

by brendan May 13, 2004

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

icy mike

to take a shit, freeze the shit, fuck a girl with the frozen shit untill it thaws out, and then you eat the shit.

"dude i cant beleive your into icy mikes"

by brendan December 29, 2004