Brendan's definitions

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

by brendan May 28, 2004

aistos

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' (onomatopoeia). nb. Word probably does not actually exist even with a similar, different spelling, it's just the interpretation of the noise and it's spelling (if it was a word/phrase) by one individual.

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' - "AISTOS..BANG!"

by brendan January 21, 2004

karachi

Largest city in Pakistan (pop. 6.5 million), although not it's capital (Islamabad). Port city.

Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.

by brendan March 7, 2004

Heed

Head (Scottish) - Also spelled head

''Watch yer heed oan that hing''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

SST

Acronym: Sea Surface Temperature

If the the disaster potential realised in the film 'The Day After Tomorrow' was to happen in reality the Northern Hemisphere would be in an ice age but for some reason the SSTs would remain high enough for the oceans to remain liquid.

by brendan May 30, 2004