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2-incher 

Having a penis that measures two inches

Girls are usually turned off after hearing such news.
Rob " Man, what did you do to get out of fucking that fat chick last night?"

Calvin " I told her I got a 2-incher"
2-incher by Chealyn February 17, 2009
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Usually the "term" for an asian males genitals. Rumors are that males from the asian heritage, are not well endowed in thier pants.
Johnny: YO , I was taking a shower in gym
and i saw YANGS 2 incher

Mike: OMGZ ME TOO!
a name for one of your buddys that has a 2 inch dick. and loves to rest it on a beer pong table. the dick is only 2 inches long.
"Dude look Grant has his 2 incher resting on the beer pong table. WTF dude!!!!
2 incher by hugedick22 November 9, 2010
A 2 Incher is a super- small penis, and can be considered a micropenis. It is very uncommon to have a 2 incher. The only upside to having a 2 incher is that it sexually functions like any other cock, except smaller.
Daniel "Joe's 2 Incher is disgusting"

Joe "Stop your lies, its 6.8 inches"

Daniel "We all know your lying Joe, you have a 2 incher and it looks fugly."

Joe "You're right. Well at least it gets the job done!"
2 Incher by joeis2incheslong January 2, 2017

2 incher dude 

a guy that has a fucken small as dick but claims its big he also think he is the shit and he asks for nudes and when he is done with you he will block you
girl : he sent me a dick pic and its small

friend: oh damm
friend : sees him

friend: fucken 2 incher dude
girl : shhhh lol
friend : but he has a 2 incher dude
2 incher dude by skinnynipples February 24, 2020

dilly 2 incher 

When a guys ... is extremely small.
OMG his dilly 2 incher was so small!
dilly 2 incher by muna the cat October 18, 2017

7 1/2 incher 

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !
Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."
7 1/2 incher by SexxyyKittyy(; November 29, 2010
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murderhobo 

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