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imprived

a severe abundance of basic materials or need, such has getting so much sleep you feel like you got none
i got so much sleep im sleep imprived
by petunias December 30, 2023
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new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.
by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006
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New and Improved

An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.

Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.
"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"

"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."
by EducatedChav June 17, 2009
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The new and improved Tamahrin

He is still the guy with the biggest dick on this planet we call earth. He is 13 years old at the moment I’m writing this. He is very cute and unique. He is very loyal. If you lose Tamahrin and it’s your fault just now you FUCKED UP. Tamahrin will forever be faster than everyone... except Kevin
The new and improved Tamahrin is the guy with the biggest dick
by Jesus_god May 9, 2019
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improveder

Here is the newly edited third and improveder draft of the memo. Please delete all copies of the old second improved draft of the memo.
by BF77008 July 26, 2011
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Vup and go new and improved

That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.
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Improved Eightfold

improved tenfold two steps forward, one back
The football team have improved eightfold under the new coach. They’ve won all the games but there not quite the finished article.

Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.
by Boujeeaf March 3, 2019
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