im fucked

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a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven

Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!

im fucked by Les Crapp June 11, 2006

Words you can keep

im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

im a fucked up puppy by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

i'm fucked!

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

i'm fucked! by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

I'm Fucked

A term used by a president to express extreme innocence.

"This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked,”

I'm Fucked by mlhiss April 18, 2019

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

I'm Fucked Up by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked by J4ke July 15, 2006

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026