im fucked 

a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven

Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!

im fucked by Les Crapp June 11, 2006

im a fucked up puppy 

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

im a fucked up puppy by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

i'm fucked! 

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

i'm fucked! by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

I'm Fucked

A term used by a president to express extreme innocence.

"This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked,”

I'm Fucked by mlhiss April 18, 2019

I'm Fucked Up 

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

I'm Fucked Up by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked 

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked by J4ke July 15, 2006