7 definitions by Les Crapp
a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out
to be without a lifeline or safehaven
to be without a lifeline or safehaven
by Les Crapp June 9, 2006
by Les Crapp August 22, 2008
Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
by Les Crapp October 1, 2007
An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil
Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.
also used to show ignorance
at times even smaller than a pensil
Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.
also used to show ignorance
I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.
I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!
Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!
I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!
Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!
by Les Crapp September 10, 2007
the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander
Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.
by Les Crapp September 6, 2007
a person with no clear objective or reason for living
someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!
That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup
That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup
by Les Crapp July 30, 2011
Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!
by Les Crapp June 9, 2006