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A cute hairless (down there) Scandinavian girl from a little community that has legs for days and stands to wee off the veranda like a champ .
Ilsey’s skin is like peaches and cream … mmm
ilsey by T_bone8181 March 13, 2025
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A beautiful girl but she doesn't know it guys stare at her want to have her but she doesn't rush relationships but if you did date her she's a dream girl. Has the most beautiful voice talented fast learner, loves music, acts like a kid some times, smart/wise, has the most cutest laughs, is very lovable when you get to know her. Don't like talking to people she doesn't know, shy around people she doesn't know. Loves to be around friends, dog lover. She has her own cute still that no one else has, and healthy. Basically she's a nice tall glass of water.
Isley is the best fucken girl ever and hot af.
isley by JjGame July 17, 2016
Related Words
ilsey • Isley • Issey • Ilse • Iley • Ieseyah • ileyah • Ileyo • Ilsy • isey

Archbishop Ilsley 

The teachers are all nobs bar Mr Rees and Mr Jones they're calm. However chris corrigan is a cumstain who needs to be shat on in his sleep, prick deffo has a vibrator he uses in his office when he's bored and his missus hasn't left him yet cus she's scared he'll hit the stellas.
Archbishop ilsley was a good school until Corrigan got promoted
A sweet, cute, tough girl from the outside and an innocent girl on the inside. And Issey always tries her hardest in everything she does, but not to the point of being a try-hard. She can get any guy she wants. Even if he's already taken.
Did you hear, Cam broke up with his gf to get together with some other girl.

Yeah, she must be an Issey.
Issey by Dis Cleavage Tho October 13, 2017
A beautiful and funny creature. You always feel good and happy around her. She has perfect beautiful long brown hair with gorgeous big eyes and eyelashes like a godness. Her style is the style of a perfect model. And with her money she can afford to be rich ass bitch. And with her booty she makes all the boys crazy.
Girl: look at Ileyda she looks gorgeous today.
Boy: Yeah, every night she is in my dreams
Ileyda by ileyda lover January 30, 2019
Ilsy, a beautiful, smart, loving girl who always will be there for you loyal as a friend and close one but let her get you fooled her cuteness and beauty smile can be deadly if messed with, be CAUTIOUS!!! She still sweet tho
Ilsy looks beautiful

Ilsy: a beautiful human being
A German girl's name which means " Sacred by God "

A wonderful, caring, funny person. When you meet her at first you will think she's really shy, but when you get to know her she's the most random and outgoing person on earth.

Most Ilses have really long hair, a wonderful smile, are really long and slim.
Person 1: " OMG, have you seen that new girl? "
Person 2: " Yeah, she's an Ilse "
Person 1: " Ehm, her name is Jenette "
Ilse by Nose From Mars June 15, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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