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The app Hitler would have developed had smartphones been around in the 1930's and 40's. Features would include geocaching known Jews location, Hitler youth indoctrination guide, local meetups, Third Reich twitter feed, and Hitler's song/video of the day.
"Did you see The Führer's song of the day on iHail?"
"Yeah, he taught me how to dougie!"
iHail by The Real Master Blaster November 22, 2013
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Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.
Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
iPhail by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010
Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.
I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.
iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010
your like a god and you done give a fuck about any thing
hi im a ikail so im nice but if you dont give me respect you wont get anything
ikail by fntmjyjej September 24, 2021
2. an iphone w/ a user who can not demonstrate proper usage of the phones many applications.
That chick is stupid, how can you not operate a iPhone? Epic iPhail! Go get a rotary, dumb broad.
iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010

inhailiumus fuckemuphus 

A scientific term used to describe the result of inhaling or smoking drugs. This usually happens rather quickly. Especially when you realize the mind altering state you've entered, but then it's too late.
The man was so fricken high when he smoked that shit. "aka" (inhailiumus fuckemuphus)