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The app Hitler would have developed had smartphones been around in the 1930's and 40's. Features would include geocaching known Jews location, Hitler youth indoctrination guide, local meetups, Third Reich twitter feed, and Hitler's song/video of the day.
"Did you see The Führer's song of the day on iHail?"
"Yeah, he taught me how to dougie!"
iHail by The Real Master Blaster November 22, 2013
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Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.
Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
iPhail by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010
Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.
I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.
iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010
your like a god and you done give a fuck about any thing
hi im a ikail so im nice but if you dont give me respect you wont get anything
ikail by fntmjyjej September 24, 2021
2. an iphone w/ a user who can not demonstrate proper usage of the phones many applications.
That chick is stupid, how can you not operate a iPhone? Epic iPhail! Go get a rotary, dumb broad.
iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010

inhailiumus fuckemuphus 

A scientific term used to describe the result of inhaling or smoking drugs. This usually happens rather quickly. Especially when you realize the mind altering state you've entered, but then it's too late.
The man was so fricken high when he smoked that shit. "aka" (inhailiumus fuckemuphus)
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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