The app Hitler would have developed had smartphones been around in the 1930's and 40's. Features would include geocaching known Jews location, Hitler youth indoctrination guide, local meetups, Third Reich twitter feed, and Hitler's song/video of the day.
by The Real Master Blaster November 22, 2013
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An awesome guy who will always have your back. Hansome, fun, charming and a real mans man. Hunter gatherer family man. Loves his family and his friends. He's Generally great at making cocktails expecially daiquiris. Green eyed Maori warrior - who you shouldn't mess with when he is defending someone or thing he truly believes in... coz you'll lose! He is a loyal trust worthy friend and if you ever find an Ihaia you must bribe him with food and beer. If he's is your friend with out the bribe you know he'll be your friend for life coz he's BFF4L material and you wouldn't want it any other way. If you choose to introduce him to your family they will fall head over heals for him.
Talented at building, painting, drawing, fishing and gardening!
He is the 'nis'.
And Captain Awesome
An awesome guy who will always have your back. Hansome, fun, charming and a real mans man. Hunter gatherer family man. Loves his family and his friends. He's Generally great at making cocktails expecially daiquiris. Green eyed Maori warrior - who you shouldn't mess with when he is defending someone or thing he truly believes in... coz you'll lose! He is a loyal trust worthy friend and if you ever find an Ihaia you must bribe him with food and beer. If he's is your friend with out the bribe you know he'll be your friend for life coz he's BFF4L material and you wouldn't want it any other way. If you choose to introduce him to your family they will fall head over heals for him.
Talented at building, painting, drawing, fishing and gardening!
He is the 'nis'.
And Captain Awesome
"you are my favourite"
"you are my Ihaia"
"you are the man"
"you are Ihaia"
"I'm going for a boys night out"
"I'm going for an Ihaia" lol
"you are my Ihaia"
"you are the man"
"you are Ihaia"
"I'm going for a boys night out"
"I'm going for an Ihaia" lol
by Ginja-Ninja February 7, 2010
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Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010
Get the iPhail mug.Ilaila is an absolutely amazing girl with long hair freckles on her face she can be an amazing best friend she can also have a sister she is the most amazing person ever and is extremely strong but don't piss her off or else...
Patrick: oh hey ilaila what's that on your shirt?
(Ilaila looks at her shirt Patrick flicks her in the nose)
Ilaila: oh Patrick you shouldn't have done that
Patrick: why?
(Ilaila chases Patrick with a stick and hits him in the head and he falls to the ground)
Ilaila: that's why
(walks away with a smile)
(Ilaila looks at her shirt Patrick flicks her in the nose)
Ilaila: oh Patrick you shouldn't have done that
Patrick: why?
(Ilaila chases Patrick with a stick and hits him in the head and he falls to the ground)
Ilaila: that's why
(walks away with a smile)
by Dogfriendsilovethemall April 2, 2013
Get the Ilaila mug.Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.
I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.
by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010
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When you are about to do something stupid, instead of saying YOLO (You Only Live Once) - it would be more appropriate to say IHILT.
When you are about to do something stupid, instead of saying YOLO (You Only Live Once) - it would be more appropriate to say IHILT.
Example 1: "Damn, it looks like we have to drink poison. IHILT!"
Example 2: "The only way out is through the window on 3rd floor. IHILT!"
Example 2: "The only way out is through the window on 3rd floor. IHILT!"
by Klejnefar December 30, 2012
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