2 definitions by Umpa Loofa

iPhail

Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.

I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.

by Umpa Loofa February 2, 2010

iPhail

2. an iphone w/ a user who can not demonstrate proper usage of the phones many applications.

That chick is stupid, how can you not operate a iPhone? Epic iPhail! Go get a rotary, dumb broad.

by Umpa Loofa February 2, 2010