2 definitions by The Real Master Blaster

Millennial Speedball

Dabs and espresso in the morning.

Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.

Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball

by The Real Master Blaster September 13, 2020

iHail

The app Hitler would have developed had smartphones been around in the 1930's and 40's. Features would include geocaching known Jews location, Hitler youth indoctrination guide, local meetups, Third Reich twitter feed, and Hitler's song/video of the day.

"Did you see The Führer's song of the day on iHail?"
"Yeah, he taught me how to dougie!"

by The Real Master Blaster November 22, 2013