iPhail 

Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.

Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."

iPhail by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010

iPhail 

Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.

I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.

iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010

iPhail 

2. an iphone w/ a user who can not demonstrate proper usage of the phones many applications.

That chick is stupid, how can you not operate a iPhone? Epic iPhail! Go get a rotary, dumb broad.

iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010

iHail 

The app Hitler would have developed had smartphones been around in the 1930's and 40's. Features would include geocaching known Jews location, Hitler youth indoctrination guide, local meetups, Third Reich twitter feed, and Hitler's song/video of the day.

"Did you see The Führer's song of the day on iHail?"
"Yeah, he taught me how to dougie!"

iHail by The Real Master Blaster November 22, 2013

iphile 

Very sub-conscious or conscious person,powerful in mind,thoughts and words.Sensitive.Sees things in their own way.Always overthinking.Believes in physic and not what they are told.Very spiritual person.They don’t like crowded places neither people.Mostly they love the bottom fruit of eve.

Iphile is an anti-social person but values brotherhood.

iphile by GhostandGoat June 12, 2020

iphain 

iphain is so sexy and hot and sweet . She hais thé perfect booty tho. No one will ever replace iphain.

Hey , look its iphain ! Wooow shes so hot

iphain by titi.alzu June 24, 2020

inhailiumus fuckemuphus 

A scientific term used to describe the result of inhaling or smoking drugs. This usually happens rather quickly. Especially when you realize the mind altering state you've entered, but then it's too late.

The man was so fricken high when he smoked that shit. "aka" (inhailiumus fuckemuphus)

inhailiumus fuckemuphus by Surreal steve May 4, 2021