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A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.
"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"
idick by Arrowed October 10, 2007
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possibly one of the next inventions from apple comming soon so your fucked up girlfriend can operate a vibrator...AND Listen to Music
"Yay traci...now I can fuck myself and enjoy listening to Justin Timberland."

"idick is one of the greatest inventions ever" - MT-Pussy Bitch Mag
idick by U a ho September 11, 2008
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not once did i think: hm, he doesn't come off as a complete idick
idick by MR_M2 January 27, 2013
noun - Infinite Diversity (in) Infinite Combinations. Basis for Vulcan philosophy.
"IDIC is the basis of the Vulcan belief system."
idic by C. Masters September 23, 2007

indickgestion 

To penetrate a woman with your penis so deep she feels it in her stomach.

To insert a lengthy penis and/or object so far a woman's vagina or anal cavity that it induces pain to her stomach region.
His dick was so long I started getting indickgestion before I could cum.
indickgestion by Yeasty Hotdog July 30, 2010

Indickpendent 

It's when a female depends on her boyfriend financially.
Trevor: Damn Stacey's ride is so nice, looks expensive too. She must be very successful.

Steve: Nah she's not successful, she doesn't even work. She's indickpendent, her rich boyfriend buys her everything she wants.
Indickpendent by Jez86 July 13, 2012
someone who is an idiot and a cunt
David you really are an idicunt
Idicunt by poshbloke October 5, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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