ibope
ibope by Chuck Michaels July 6, 2004
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Idopedestrian
One that does not value life. One which during rush hour traffic does not press the crosswalk button to notify traffic that someone wants to cross, does not look if there is traffic, does not pause before stepping onto the busy road, talks on cell phone and walks onto road while busy traffic filled road needs to abruptly slam breaks.
He did not value his life, he walked right out onto the busy road without warning to anyone! The world has one less idopedestrian to worry about!
Idopedestrian by Can't GetRight May 31, 2010
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ibope • iBone • iBoner • Inopedi • IbonElSabio • Ibopits • Iboprofaxe • iBore • iBored • ibotenic acid
iBoner
Something fanboys get when they watch Apple Keynotes, go to Apple Stores, play with their iPhones, etc. Ends with the iJaculation of hot, sticky money.
Person 1: "Did you watch the new Apple Keynote from the other day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."
Person 2: "Yeah, it gave me a total iBoner so I went And iJaculated all over the Apple Store at the mall."
iBoner by I Just iJaculated December 7, 2011
ibotenic acid
A chemical contained in toadstool mushrooms (NOT mushrooms containing Psilocybin).
When processed through the body, Ibotenic Acid is converted into Muscimol which makes you trip. This conversion can cause one to sweat, and create a feeling of nausea depending on how the mushroom is consumed. Consuming the wet mushroom WILL NOT work; it is generally made into a powder.
Ibotenic Acid is commonly contained in Amanita mushrooms. This includes but is not limited to the Amanita Muscaria (Super Mario Toadstool Mushroom), Amanita Crenulata, or Amanita Pantherina; (variation Multisquamosa, etc.)
When processed through the body, Ibotenic Acid is converted into Muscimol which makes you trip. This conversion can cause one to sweat, and create a feeling of nausea depending on how the mushroom is consumed. Consuming the wet mushroom WILL NOT work; it is generally made into a powder.
Ibotenic Acid is commonly contained in Amanita mushrooms. This includes but is not limited to the Amanita Muscaria (Super Mario Toadstool Mushroom), Amanita Crenulata, or Amanita Pantherina; (variation Multisquamosa, etc.)
"Last night I ate some of that wet mushroom containing the Ibotenic Acid and this morning I was shitting flames!"
ibotenic acid by TheFreshnessMaker October 31, 2009
ibone
To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.
Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?
ibone by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009
iBoner
The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.
iBone
When using iChat on a Mac to video chat with someone, usually a significant other, and having virtual sex. Better than phone sex.
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