If you constantly end up drunk at whatever event you are at, you have probably heard of Ibuprofaxe. This marvellous medicine does nothing less than saving you from being wasted for the entire weekend and might even motivate you to leave your bed the next morning, just to end up being drunk again. Thanks to ibuprofaxe, alcoholic folks like Ron Bielecki or Inscope21 promote excessive alcoholism as something that benefits your development.
With that being said, keep calm and entzündet den Tornado.
Mach dir bitte gar keinen Stress, ich hab Ibuprofaxe genommen!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.