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nathan isonkey 

nathan isonkey
"Wow! nathan isonkey."
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iSock • iSuck • iCock • iSOK • ishock • Isocunt • isick • Isoken • idock • iLock
An isolationist, typically from the English-speaking West, who often makes excuses for and praises tyrannical and genocidal foreign leaders.
Isocuck: "Hands off Assad! Putin dindu nuffin!"
Isocuck by RoundenBrown June 27, 2020
Isoko is an ethnic group in delta state Nigeria. With a population of over 600,000 people. The people are mainly into farming and fishery.
The Isokos are peace loving people.
isoko by Odheibo Psalm December 18, 2018
A variety of cleverly so named dildos manufactured by Apple, which come in many colors, shapes and sizes. Not only does it vibrate it can also store and play itunes while masturbating. Earphones sold separately.
Steve Jobs just announced the new iCock today.
iCock by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds
Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."
iCock by CAMRA man July 3, 2011
THE BADDEST BITCH EVER SHE ALREADY KNOW SHE LOYAL AND HONEST AND THE BADDEST MUTHAFUCKA IN THE UNIVERSE
SHE IS SUCH AN ISOKE
Isoke by alphabetjournal December 30, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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